If you’re an NFL football fan… And you love to bowl…
Or you know someone that is… and does…
Then there’s really no reason not to own NFL bowling balls, or give one as a gift, is there?
As far as NFL merchandise goes, this one is a little different.
It’s about more then just showing off your team spirit… it’s about attitude, baby. People like to show off, no matter what they say, and a bowling ball bearing your team logo allows you to do so, sans the gaudiness of jewelry or the desperation of a tattoo.
From the rush you’ll get when you nail that strike to the cockiness you’ll feel after you’ve beaten the pants off of everyone else, it’s an intoxicating feeling, if only for a little while.
If you’re still not convinced, here are…
5 reasons to buy NFL bowling balls
1. You can’t bowl without a ball. Duh.
2. Price. Sure, there are cheaper ways to flaunt your team loyalty. But you can get one for less than the cost of a Nike game jersey, or a parking pass on the secondary market.
3. Display piece. They’re shiny. They’re round. So if you ever decide to hang up your bowling shoes, an NFL team bowling ball makes a great display piece for your man cave or sports den.
4. You can’t bowl worth a s***. Draw attention away from your paltry 120 game average with a nice, new team ball that’s the envy of the league.
5. Troll your enemies (and even your friends). All eyes are riveted on your gaudy NFL team ball as it speeds towards the pins, and… then… BLAM! A strike to rub it in your opponent’s face(s). This is only effective, of course, if a) you’re a good bowler, and b) your team wins regularly.